Carlo
Parcelli
Urban Development
The eight story apartment building was
slated to be torn down to make way for the Anacostia
Development Project. A new ball park for the
Washington Nationals as well as millions of square
feet of office, retail and condominium space were on
its way sending much of the area's poor and low
income population scrambling for affordable housing
across the Anacostia to nearby southern Prince
George’s County, Maryland.
But there were hold outs. If you had a long term
lease and rejected a buyout there was only one thing
a landlord could do. Let the property which was
going to be demolished anyway rot in place with
the tenant left to stew in the stubborn
‘principle of the thing’ with no heat and often no
water or electricity.
This was the case with the square cookie cutter
Bauhaus cube of a building before me. It reminded me
of something out of Stanislaw Lem’s Futurological
Congress when the protagonist’s drugs wore off and
the desolate real world hung in tatters before him.
It was one of those drizzly, 90 degree heat 85
degree humidity DC days. And being a just a couple
of blocks from the reeking Anacostia river wasn’t
helping matters.
I drove up in my 12 year old 1984 Country Squire
Ford Station Wagon with every power window
non-operational and with a propensity for the brakes
to lock up and catch fire because of all the extra
weight I put on the back of this mechanical draft
horse.
The parking lot was nearly empty. A man,
booze, weed, crack, smack or all of the above?, lay
sprawled on a sheet of cardboard in a handicap
parking space, grinning and smacking his lips
dreaming his take on utopia no doubt.
The windows on the ground floor had been broken out
with only a handful covered in plywood. The front
door was propped open. Several homeless people
squatted in the lobby. There was no one at the front
desk and the ragged remains of curtains flapped in a
dank breeze that crawled through the broken glass.
There were four elevators. The first was filled with
old bags of garbage, broken pieces of dry wall and
what appeared to be a half-cannibalized golf cart.
The floor of the second elevator was stuck askew on
moorings with a sign ‘Owt ov Survis’ taped over the
up/down buttons. The fourth elevator ditto was out
of service if only because it appeared a family had
moved into it. Several sleeping residents roused
when I peered into its darkness. However,
elevator three appeared to work.
One junkie had already claimed me for his mark and
was hovering over my shoulder, tapping his
fingers together like you see in old British
movies and doing a little dance of anticipation. I
did not disappoint. I asked, “Does this elevator
work?”
“Yeah, boss. It works,” he answered.
“I need to go to all the way to the eighth floor,” I
asked.
At this he hopped into the elevator and presumably
pushed the button to the 8th floor while
simultaneously holding the door open, laughing “It
works, man. The fucker works. You comin’ boss.”
I said, “I’ll give you ten bucks NOT to call me boss
anymore.” And I handed him a ten. “So what’s your
name?”
“Andre,” my guide said. “”Well, I’m Carlo,” and we
shook hands.
“Okay boss. Aways we go,“ he chuckled as the doors
closed. Like a booster rocket the elevator shuddered
and then began a ponderous upward ascent.
The lights signifying different floors were out.
When the elevator stopped my assistant called “8th
floor, boss.”
I groped down the darkened corridors looking
for a sign, biblical or otherwise. Sure enough 810
formed out of the gloom. Now, I only needed to find
830. It was the corner apartment at the end of the
corridor.
The door was swung open. I poked my head in and
shouted hello at which a slender young woman came
from the kitchen and thrust out her hand, “Hello.
I’m Sandy. We talked on the phone.”
“Yes. Yes” I said. ”This is Andre. He helped me
navigate this place.”
“Yes, I know Andre,” she offering no further
elaboration.
“Andre, I’ll take it from here. I’m here to buy the
books.”
“I’ll help you haul them out when you’re done,
boss,” Andre offered.
“Only on one condition. Please, don’t call me boss.”
“Alright boss.” And he pulled from his pocket the
ten I gave him and holding it in thumb and
forefinger at both ends snapped it like a pistol
shot and faded down the corridor.
The apartment was a shambles. Being on the top floor
when the roof leaked it got the worst of it. A
corner of the living room ceiling had caved in
creating a waterfall effect down the side of the
wall. Once again shredded curtains flapped in
the moist breeze like filthy white rags of
surrender. And the apartment, every room, every bit
of space was strewn with books . Piles ran up the
walls like thick vines. Closets were stuffed with
volumes. Even the neglected, rancid kitchen and
sewage caked bathroom were blanketed in books.
I’d seen this scenario many times before. It’s
almost de rigeur for the best book buys. At least,
for purchasing books that to me form the
intellectual backbone of our culture and the core of
my business model.
Sandy was the tenant’s daughter. Her father had
worked at the US patent office until his retirement.
Her mother taught in the DC school system and had
died a number of years before. Her father had
recently had a stroke and she had flown in from
Seattle to arrange for his care. Now, she was
anxious to return to her own family, husband and
kids.
“I’ve got to go out for about an hour. I’ll leave
you to your work. Everything is for sale including
the furniture and book cases.”
“An hour’s fine. It’ll take me far longer to go
through everything. I’ll make a stack of the books I
can use and pitch you offer. I can also recommend
places for further sale or donation depending on
what I can’t use.”
“Sounds fine,” and she disappeared down the dark
corridor.
Except for condition, requisite roach shit and
dampstaining, this was a scholarly book dealer’s
gold mine, mining being the operative word as I dug
through layer after layer of titles. There were odd
volumes of the Bollingen Jung, A set of the
Hogarth Freud missing the index and a couple of dust
jackets, works by Oman, runs of Hegel and Husserl in
translation and German, dozens of Loeb classics,
Greek and Latin, a dozen titles by Runciman
all hardback in djs, a run of hardback firsts of
the travel writer Freya Stark, only the second
group I’ve seen that extensive. Studies of
archeological digs, railroad atlases and the odd
regimental. Solid mathematics, physics
and philosophy --- Von Neumann, Husserl, Gauss,
Riemann, Wittgenstein, Godel, you name it.
Only one problem. Though mine was merely financial
fueled by a quasi-spiritual love for such material,
I wasn’t the first to gain sustenance from this
well-considered collection. The rats, mice and
roaches, as well as the rain, had claimed their
share.
Despite the considerable vermin and weather damage,
after about five hours of gathering and examining
the volumes I thought I could use, Sandy and I
agreed upon a price.
Leaving behind excellent material because of poor
condition always haunts me. A volume with its
corners nibbled away by mice or rats or a book caked
inside with roach feces can only serve to make the
other survivors that much rarer and not much more.
Some books are just too far gone. And it
always breaks my heart.
But I did still manage to buy 20 boxes worth and
steer Sandy to a charity that would pick the others
up if she threw in some furniture. Such is the lot
and value of books in the culture at large. “Books?
What else you got?”
So how to get them out. Five hand truck loads of 4
each. Will the lone working elevator hold?
Should I load them all on at once and shoot the dice
or put a few boxes on at a time and trust the
elevator to make several trips.
I went down to my car and got my hand truck and some
boxes. Andre again hovered.
“Andre? Do you think that elevator can make one trip
with twenty boxes of books?’
“Books? You mean goin’ down boss?”
“Stop playin’. Yes down. And for Christ’s sake stop
callin’ me boss.”
“No call ta swear in front of a church goin’ man,
boss.”
“Church goin’ man,” I said incredulously.
“Well, you can believe what you want.”
“Ah! You didn’t say boss. Got you back on your
heels, friend.”
“We ain’t no friends, boss.”
“I’ll give you another twenty to help me.” And I
handed him a crisp Jackson.
“But we getting’ close.” And up to the 8th floor we
rode on the vibrating elevator.
I wrote Sandy a check. I packed my boxes while Andre
looked on. Then he held the elevator door open while
I wheeled in the twenty boxes and prayed in my own
way that we make it down the 8 flights.
On the way down, Andre asked, “What’d you pay that
nice lady, boss?” So I told him.
“That’s all. This is a shit load a books,” he shot
back.
“What the fuck do you know?” I countered.
Andre gazed off at the damp stained ceiling and half
lit lights of the elevator. “Damn white people soon
as rip off their own kind as they do a nigger. And
they put their criminals on their money.”
“What are you talking about?” I asked.
“Jackson, boss. Motherfuckin’ Jackson fucked up the
Indians. Right, boss?”
“No argument from me.”
We made it to the lobby. And I wheeled the books out
as Andre helped me load them. Then he said, “Can you
give me a ride, boss?”
I said, ”Depends. Where to? My wife’s alone back at
our store.”
“Just a few blocks, boss.”
“Okay,” and we climbed into the wagon.
“How you roll down these windows, boss?”
“Sorry man. They don’t work. And there’s no air
either.”
“Cheap ass motherfucking white boy,” I heard Andre
sneer under his voice. “And grifted that nice lady
too. And don’t think I’m not going to mention
it to her, boss. Her daddy was a good guy. A smart
guy. I liked Mitchell. Knew some shit. That was his
name Mitchell.”
“Yeah, I know. Sandy told me. I made the check out
to him.”
“So you ripped off my friend too? Huh boss?”
“Mitchell was tolerable at chess. You play chess?
“No.”
“Figures.”
“Where you want me to let you off?”
“Next corner, boss.”
“In front of that liquor store?”
“That’s right, boss. And don’t judge lest you be
judged.”
“What after you just judged me a thief and a crook?”
“Well, boss, you is what you is.” And Andre and I
parted company.
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